I can't believe how tiny your dick is
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Ummm haha is that it?! That is your dick!? Look at how small and pathetic it is! You must be joking. There is absolutely no way you can even penetrate me or please me with that tiny thing.
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Well I've got you here butt naked and I see that you don't have much to see at all.
Definitely not enough to fuck me with.
What is that little thing you've been carrying around?
It's so small.
I mean, didn't you know that I was going to get here?
Do you like give them a warning before you take your pants off that they're going to
find it really warm?
Okay.
realize you're going to be a virgin the rest of your fucking life.
You're just an itty bitty teeny weeny little dicked man that's good for nothing.
The only thing you
Like, how does that work? Have you ever gotten a blood job?
I don't even know what. I was gonna say an Asian, but I'm pretty sure that cop's too small for an Asian slit too.
Really? You couldn't put that anywhere. How do you jerk off?
Maybe with two...
Which is the smallest thing I have ever seen.
I've seen a fucking spider, a fucking ant bigger than that.
What is that? Oh my gosh!
Wow, I have not seen such a small penis in all my life.
Me either. I mean it looks inverted.
It's so pathetic. It looks like a birth defect than a penis.
Oh my God! You have the most tiniest penis I've ever seen in this country.
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