I INVITED MY BROTHER-IN-LAW TO A SLEEPOVER BUT THEY LEFT US ALONE

No. Oh, don't tell me that.

Come along. But no, but I'm bored here.

Oh, let's not do something to keep you from getting bored. What do we do?

Oh, I don't know, I feel like going to bed, I'm tired.

Yeah, I'm tired.

No, really, I'm very tired.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, no. - No.

Oh, no, because I'm falling ******. I can't stand it.

Let's do something to keep us awake. Oh, I don't know, mate, I think right now

It's nothing to make me *****. Oh, no, don't leave me alone.

No. - No.

Those girls who didn't come, what's the matter?

If we were here talking, nice and sweet, but...

One thing, one other

Well, and Have you ever experimented on a girl?

Because obviously, we know you're gay, right?

The truth is, your saying I'm gay is a lie. It's to be here with you.

Great idea.

Oh, but I thought you were gay.

What if I'm not gay?

It's just that I'm ashamed to touch you like this, because then

But why are you embarrassed?

Because you're straight.

So what's up, you're straight?

Yeah.

Then why should we feel sorry for him?

If I want to, I let myself touch.

Is that so?

Seriously, if you want.

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