I needed Stepdad's opinion but got his creampie

I need to ask you a favour.

Go on.

Don't be weird about it, but my boyfriend's coming over on the weekend and I want to get a nice outfit for him.

I've got a few and I was just wondering if you could help me choose the right one.

Can't your mum help?

She's not here.

Erm...

I suppose, if I must.

Thank you, thank you.

It's nothing too, like, too dirty, is it?

No, of course not.

Thank you.

Right.

And be your nurse with everyone, okay?

Okay.

Because I need to look good.

Right, so first I've just got, like, a few tops.

So first look, flop a few times, alright?

Yeah.

Close your eyes and turn around.

Don't look.

Okay.

Still close.

Good.

Everything.

Right, open. Is this the first top?

Er, okay.

Is this for like, skirt, something like that?

Mm-hmm.

Yay, nay?

Very nice, yes. Yes, very nice.

Do you think it's sexy enough?

I think it's fairly sexy, yes.

Showing enough boobs?

Er, yes, yeah.

Yeah.

Should I close my eyes?

Oh yes, close your eyes please.

This isn't how I imagined my lockdown Friday to go.

Your what?

My lockdown Friday.

This is the next one. It's a bit different but maybe it's kind of cute.

This is very very cute.

Maybe like...

I've got one more. Close your eyes.

Okay.

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