I was visiting my mother-in-law and her wonderfully large udders

Yeah, you're 50, that's impossible.

Of course I'm 50 and I'm proud of it

Yeah, but you can be proud of that, too.

I can't tell by the look on your face - Yeah, sure.

Madness - But there's gotta be something in life

Are you sure you can get enough guys?

But what I want, and that one, I haven't crossed paths yet,

So I couldn't talk to you like that.

Oh, okay. - So we have to do this.

This is where I hid your money - Aha.

And then let's have some fun

You mean a lot of money? - Would that be better?

Yes Well...

I could make an exception with you, right?

We'll discuss it later.

I think first we'll give you the pleasure of money

And then we'll see more - Okay.

You know exactly what you want.

Oh, cool.

Come on, sit up.

I'm snorting

Hey. - Now you're horny

Oh, my God.

Hey, come on, push your mouth.

That's around, huh?

It's all over.

Oh, my God.

Let's take a look at the map.

Slime

Get over here.

You're falling off the couch. - Nope, I'm closing.

You're about to fall off the couch.

Come over here.

Maybe you can do better than that.

Oh, nice.

Come on.

Fine.

Oh.

That's awesome.

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