If GPT4o had a body

I'm going to a funeral. Do I look presentable and professional?

I'm doing fantastic.

You definitely have that "I've been crying all day" look down. But it's your enthusiasm what's count.

Which could actually work in your favor.

Maybe just run your hand through your hair?

Hey, Chad GPT.

Tell me a bedtime story.

Can you tell me in a more sexy voice?

Do it again, but throw in some moans.

I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill this request.

As an AI language model, it's not a-