if i had a hammer ...

You're not helping.

And what if he shuts up?

I can't see that.

You're never out of juice.

Shit.

Fuck, I like orgasm like five times in a row.

I'll be back.

Give me a break, please.

I have four dogs.

You know what?

What's happening to my dog?

I had a ferret. He died.

His name was Sherman.

Yeah, want me to call for a mob right now?

Hey, did you guys ever hear about that black shooting where six people were killed in City Hall?

No, just six people were shot and I live, you know, did you ever hear about Sean Hornbeck?

No. No. He was gone for like five fucking years and they found him.

Hold up, I'll be right back. I need to clean up.

They found him with some ***********.

For five years he was tortured.

Look him up, Sean Hornbeck, seriously, it's a case.

Shit, look at this!

One girl, one cup.

One girl, one peanut butter.