Jaggurman's Retro Feature #06

So tell me about that guy last night.

How was the guy?

Well, he was pretty romantic, you know.

He kept asking to see my ankles behind my ears.

And I did that just to show him, and when I was trying to get out of it,

he lubed up his fingers, shoved it up my ass.

So it was alright.

Not that I didn't mind or anything. I mean, I like that sort of thing.

But the worst part about it was I was stuck in that position.

For some reason I couldn't get out of it, probably because he was sitting on me.

And he started jacking off in my face, which I don't mind that either.

I like him, no problem.

But then he comes in my eyes.

So afterwards, after he sends his little "I love you's and goodbyes,"

I'm sitting there putting Visine in my eyes every 15 minutes trying to get the red away.

So needless to say, it was a pretty eventful night.

Hi.

Hi.

I was sitting over there and I was looking at you,

and figured I could do one of three things.

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