Jenna Is The Masseuse

Got your jacket.

Let me do it for you.

Okay.

You have any big plans or anything?

Um, no. Um, not really.

Um, you know that movie I was telling you about?

It's playing over at the Campus Cinema.

And, uh, you know, you said you might like to go.

I did?

Yeah, so you want to grab some pizza and go?

Um, actually, you know what, Amy? I'm kind of busy tonight.

You just said you didn't have any plans.

Well, I'll go.

Hi, Brad. Um, Brad will go. He likes movies.

Jesus, man, she's serving it up to you like a platter.

I just remembered I have this, uh, library science seminar I have to go to.

But I'll see you guys later, okay?

Bye, Amy.

See you, Brad.

Hi, how you doing?

Fine.

Great, what can I do for you today?

I'd like a massage.

Well, you've certainly come to the right place.

You can get a half hour Swedish for $59.50.

That includes deep tissue vibrator therapy.

Two girls, deluxe shiatsu massage. That's very relaxing.

That's $125. That's $160.

Super deluxe shiatsu. So worth it.

I'm sorry. Could you go over that again?

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