Jenna Jameson - Private Parts

Oh, beautiful. Your work of art. Did you know that?

Thank you, Howard.

Let me tell you something. Now to ensure our place in the history of radio,

Mandy has agreed to actually get on the floor with me and give me a massage while she is nude.

What does a massage have to do with making it into history?

Who knows? I don't know. Massage schmosh. I gotta get touched.

Oh, I can't wait, Howard.

You can't wait?

Let me tell you something. I'm not kidding around.

You are beautiful.

Why don't you come lay over here and get comfortable?

I could do that.

All right.

I give a little.

Don't hurt yourself getting over there.

I won't.

All right, hold on a second. Let me get my cans on.

Okay.

Oh, you know what? Oh, man. Let me soak you in.

Holy cow, are you naked.

You know what I like about you?

What?

I like that you're the perfect height. I could have sex with you standing up.

Look at me.

Howard!

What?

You're married!

I am?

Yes!

I mean, I am. Well, I'm not really married anymore.

What do you mean?

Take a seat. I'll tell you what happened.

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