Join me for a piss as I dash in from outside and grab a coffee and some munch on the way to the loo

And I've been, just made a coffee.

And when this coffee gets jaffa cake,

because I've just realized it is 20 past five

and I've not eaten anything today.

So, sorry, shouldn't speak with my mouth full.

Unless I guess it's, yes, unless I guess there's a dick in it

and then it's appropriate, right?

So, for some reason, I feel that I can't really go for a wee,

whilst I'm eating.

Nice hairy bit for you.

That arm's not too good.

It's a bit better.

I was doing no official exercise,

just lubing, and owning a powerhouse of muscle

of a little dog.

You might be able to hear squeaking in the background.

Hmm, I was supposedly desperate for the loo

just a moment ago.

Oh no, there's jaffa cake on the side of my mug.

It's like ***.

All right, I think it's going to be hotter than the sun as well.

Anyway, get this fucking evil build this light.

There we go.

And we shall.

Oh, fucking blind me, that's what we're going to do.

Some little sing song.

All right.

Oh, what is this?

We have torch.

Oh, jeez.

Might stay here for a couple of minutes.

Not for any other reason than it's just nice to sit down sometimes.

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