'Just Be Gentle So I Can Finish My Video Game'

Oh, okay.

What are you doing dude?

Uh, your legs, they look like they needed a massage.

Okay.

Alright, I guess it's not too bad.

Oh my god, yes, fuck a dungeon.

Sorry?

Oh, toothpick.

What the fuck, man, you just made me lose points.

Wait.

Oh, fuck, dude.

You're not even worried about me just sticking this

I can feel you back there massaging my ass.

I just like, don't like, I mean, don't just ram it in.

Like, be gentle so I can finish my game.

Like, what's fun?

Well, you can keep going.

Yeah, just like, let me finish my game.

All right.

I did most of the tasks.

It's actually better than my gaming chair.

I don't know which is harder, this game or you.

You seem to be doing pretty good against Bulls.

I don't know.

Here's a practice.

Oh.

Oh.

Not while crossing the rainbow bridge,

not while crossing the rainbow bridge.

I like the way you work your joystick though.

Ooh, okay, all right.

Oh yeah!

Oh, not one of the fucking bosses.

UGH!

Oh, I just want the superior sword.

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