L. Caplan in patterned panties from different 2012 movie

It's gross.

Find a way to put like a... leave a coffee mug on it.

You know, with like this much coffee left in it.

That's totally cool, 'cause that's...

It's not, 'cause I only drink this much coffee.

I wouldn't drink it.

Oh, and I go grocery shopping when I'm really hungry.

That's a bad thing, you know, you're not supposed to do that, right? 'Cause you spend way too much money.

I shop when I'm hungry.

No, I spend way too much money, and then you'll come home, right?

Mm-hmm.

And it's gonna be like a house full of groceries, and then I'm gonna say I really wanna eat out.

You're laughing now.

Oh, and if you see like a piece of paper, like an envelope or something with a drawing on it, then I've done it.

'Cause I do.

That's so crazy, 'cause I fart all the time.

Not more than me, I fart constantly. It's like I don't even know a time when I'm not farting.

You're just saying that to be nice.

Just wait.

It's really gonna be bad, bud.

I love you so much.

We'd be a really bad roommate.

Roommates.

I like it.

Yeah.

Roommates.