Learn history with Caroline
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Pay attention. Look, okay, I was hired by your parents to help tutor you in the easiest subject, art history.
I'm a senior, I've already passed these classes, this is my major, you're a freshman, you're distracted and all, you know, out of sorts and trying to find your way, that's fine.
But I need this job, so you need to pay attention and you need to pass your class so I can keep this, okay?
Art history, easiest subject in the world, it is impossible to fail this and yet somehow you are.
And so it's my job to make sure that you can actually focus and learn such an easy subject.
Hello, my eyes are up here. That's the problem, isn't it?
First year of college and you're just surrounded by so much college pussy.
You're just too distracted by the girls, aren't you? Oh my god.
What are you, like, looking at my legs? Oh, oh, is it because there's cleavage? You see cleavage.
And you can't concentrate on the art. If I found art pictures that had boobs in it, would you at least pay attention?
Not all art has boobs, though, so you're going to have to learn the material, and I'm going to have to make sure you do it.
So you know what? We're going to strike a deal.
Okay?
Fine. You need to get all of this pent up. You need to get, like, cum off the brain, pretty much.
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