Lisa Ass

Yes.

So you're from like Great Britain?

I'm from England.

England?

Northeast of England, yes.

I don't really understand, I don't know that area too well, so bear with me.

It's cold.

It's cold?

Yeah.

So you like, how long have you been in here in California, a couple years now?

Uh, yeah, more or less.

Really?

Uh-huh.

Beautiful.

You like it out here?

I love it.

Do you?

I love the sun, the warmth, lovely.

So how come, are you married or boyfriend or anything or what?

I'm actually married, yes.

Are you really?

Does your husband know you're here today?

No, no, he doesn't.

Really?

Yeah.

And you're going to get naked and everything without your husband knowing?

Yeah.

Have you ever done that before?

No.

No?

No.

Oh boy, he's not going to come knocking on my door and try to kick my ass, is he?

No, no, no.

I hope not.

You probably weigh, what, about 110 pounds?

Thank you.

A little bit more than that.

112?

Um.

115?

Let's say, yes, 115.

115, okay, perfect.

How big are your boobs?

Um, well, I'm not sure about the size.

Really?

Do you think?

Can we see them?

Then I'll tell you.

Yeah, okay, okay, there you go.

What do you think?

Oh my God.

What size are those?

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