Literally Praying For Dick
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Janice Griffith talks to God. Lance Hart answers her prayers.
Published by BoWeevil
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Hey, you ever prayin' for some dick?
Wow! God, it's real!
Yeah, yeah, totally real.
Ugh, God, I just need some dick.
There has to be something.
God, would you please just send me some dick?
Thank you.
Okay, I guess that's not going to work. I'll do it right.
Dear God, would you please, pretty please, send me some dick?
In the name of the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit, amen.
Hey, you ever prayin' for some dick?
Wow! God, it's real!
Yeah, yeah, totally real. Yeah. So...
Right here?
Yeah, sweet.
Great, great. Sounds good.
It's not.
Oh, fuck.
Oh, fuck.
I think I want to fuck you now.
You want to? What do you mean?
And no one will ever find me.
Wait, what?
Uh-huh.
Oh, God.
This is so not Christian.
This is my message to God.
What?
Fuck.
Oh, God, help me.
Fuck.
Stirring your little hands off.
I'm keeping you.
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