LOAN4K. Poor college girl needs loan for a trip

And if you apply for some credit cards, then maybe rack up some credit, come back.

Because I need a guarantee in order to loan you some money.

Whether it be your job, a co-signer, or something that's between me and you.

And that would be, basically, um...

I will take some naked pictures of you for collateral.

What?

Yeah.

And I won't show anybody as long as you pay me back.

Oh, now I should think about it.

Think about it?

Okay.

Well, come back after you think about it if you want to borrow the money.

Okay.

I can tell you what. I'll loan you even more.

I'll loan you $700.

If you let me take pictures of you.

And I won't show anybody as long as you pay it back.

Alright.

Okay?

Great. So, come have a seat at my desk.

At your desk?

Yeah, I want to see your body.

So, there's actually a camera over there, a ************era.

So, as long as you get naked, I'll have collateral.

So, take them off.

Everything?

Yeah, I want to see your body. That's the collateral.

Come over here where I can see you good.

Don't be shy.

Beautiful.

So, the bottom's stiff.

Wow.

You have a nice landing strip there.

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