Megan Leigh & Ron Jeremy - Hot Amber Nights (1987) 1

Have a seat.

First of all, there's nobody here. Nobody has walked by. If you're looking for your friends, I think you're lost.

Well, they were right here.

I've been in this spot for the past four hours and I have seen nobody. Absolutely nobody.

You're in the middle of nowhere. Believe me, I know.

Well, they wouldn't just leave me out here.

Well, you probably lost them.

Don't feel bad. Listen.

I don't know how to get back.

Relax. I have a friend of mine who's going to come by with a car. He has a four-wheel drive.

He's going to come right to this spot and give me a ride back to his house.

He's got a little hut somewhere like about two...

Right over that mountain, about five, six kilometers away.

Oh, um... Do you think maybe you can give me a ride?

Sure. I'd love to.

Why am I here? - Yeah.

It's a funny story.

Well, should I tell you the truth?

Well, yeah.

I had ten felony counts against me, where I was living.

Felony counts? - Right, I was going to go to jail.

Felony counts. So I became a scaffold.

I figured, what the hell?

I escaped from civilization and came out to this desert.

Basically, I live in that shack, which you'll see later on.

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