MEN - A Galactic Adventure In A Steamy Star Wars Parody With Jessy Ares And Luke Adams
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MEN - A Galactic Adventure In A Steamy Star Wars Parody With Jessy Ares And Luke Adams
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My father didn't fight in the wars.
He was a pilot for a cargo spaceship.
Is that what they told you?
No one really was okay with your father's ideas.
Wait, you fought the Clone Wars?
Yes, I did.
I was one of the Jedi Knights.
Man, I wish I knew.
Well, what can I say?
He was one of the best stellar pilots of the galaxy.
And a great Knight, too.
By the way, I've heard you're a great pilot.
Yeah.
Anyway, and he was a good friend.
And that reminds me of something that I have here for you.
There's something I have here for you.
Your father wanted you to have this once you were old enough.
What is it?
This is your father's lightsaber.
Anyway, what did you say you came here for again?
I know it sounds strange, but I'm actually looking for someone.
Obi-Wan?
You heard of him?
Yeah, it's possible.
Have I mentioned that Vader was my discipline, that he's chosen the wrong path?
He betrayed me.
But wait up.
Did you just say Obi-Wan?
Yeah, do you know him?
Wow, it's been years since I've heard that name last.
It's me.
You can teach me how to be a great Jedi.
I'm sure you'd be a great Jedi.
But first you have to learn about the *****'s path.
Learn about the ***** with me.
Will you show me the way?
Fuck, it's nice.
Yeah.
Yeah, boy, yeah.
Yeah.
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