MEN - Caesar MrDeepVoice Is The Scabbard To His Muscular Champion Dom King's Big Hard Sword
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MEN - Caesar MrDeepVoice Is The Scabbard To His Muscular Champion Dom King's Big Hard Sword
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Have you ever noticed that we rarely ever see Caesar
with members of the Fairer Sex?
Surely you must be kidding.
Caesar's tendencies are hardly a secret.
Is he a sword or the sheep?
Is he the hammer or the anvil?
Oh, quiet.
Here he comes.
Ave Caesar!
What were you discussing so slyly before my arrival?
We were singing your praise, O Caesar.
My praise?
O Caesar, conqueror of gold.
O Caesar, dictator perpetuo, savior of Corinth and Carthage.
O Caesar, head of the Roman Republic,
as beloved and feared as Jupiter himself.
Enough flatteries.
You're lucky the senators didn't hear
of all this glorious loud.
Bring me Senators Cassius and Brutus.
Sometimes in politics, all you need is one strike.
It's just the right time and the right place.
Please, Caesar, let me feed you.
Ave Caesar.
Honorable Senators,
thank you for gracing me with your presence.
Cut to the chase.
We both know our presence here as is agreeable to you
as a latrine full of shit.
It's called decorum, my dear Brutus.
I have brought you here today
to challenge you to a very special gladiator game,
one with my champion
against one of yours choosing.
Ridiculous.
Caesar against the Senate.
Now that would be a sight.
This is preposterous.
By Jupiter, all you horses, you're talking to Caesar.
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