Mofos - Pervs On Patrol - Megan Salinas - Balcony Banging
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Mofos - Pervs On Patrol - Megan Salinas - Balcony Banging
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What's up, bitch?
Hey, what's up?
Nothing, what are you doing? Getting a little sun?
Yeah.
Yo, I noticed your little magnet guy isn't next to you. Where the fuck is he?
Ugh, I don't want to talk about it.
Don't tell me you guys broke up.
Ugh, like I said, I don't want to talk about it.
Did you finally dump that guy?
Yo, he's the biggest pussy. He's always fucking attached to your fucking side.
Yeah, he doesn't know how to have fun. I just want to have fun, you know, be spontaneous.
That's what girls want to do. They want to have fun, right?
Yeah, we do. I'm young. I'm only 19. Come on. I don't want to be a housewife.
Alright, but isn't that what your girlfriend was telling you this whole time?
And you're like, "No, no, this guy is different. This guy is different."
And your girlfriend's like, "He's such a fucking pussy."
He was a pussy.
He was a pussy. I don't know what the fuck you were reading or whatever, man.
I don't know. I don't even know what I saw in him.
Oh, this crazy shit.
Yeah. Hey, you want to do me a favor?
What?
Can you rub some oil on my back?
Why, yes I can.
Wait, you got some?
Yeah.
Look at you.
Putting me to work. Take the cap off for me. Do something for me.
You're a man.
Did he cry? Did he cry?
Oh, God.
He did, didn't he?
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