MY NEIGHBOR LEAVES THE PATIO DOOR OPEN AND I SEE HER ASS

Sorry to bother you.

Are you busy?

Can I come in?

Yeah.

I was just passing by and I looked at the door open and it got weird.

It scared you.

That's too bad, isn't it? Mm-hmm. Well, yeah, I just looked at the door open and I said, "Look so weird, if the neighbor never has the door open

Are you on trial?

Yeah, yeah, I was just cleaning up this yard a little bit 'cause it's all full of ****.

Ah, I understand.

I gave myself some of the plants, gave more on the floor.

Your plants?

Yeah.

That's good, no, otherwise it got weird, so I wanted to look and see if you were out there or why you left it open.

Ah, but everything's fine.

Ah, well, I'm very glad.

Yeah, everything's fine.

I got scared because I was so focused, every time I was down, when you had good ones and I

No, but it's no problem, if you want, you can keep going.

No, but no, no, you're coming, just like I'm a little tired, being down there.

No, don't worry, no, if it's for me, it's okay. You can still do your job.

So, are you alone or is your partner here?

No, I'm alone right now.

I'm all alone

That's good, you always keep to yourself, don't you?

Yeah, well, it's just that my partner keeps working most of the time, 'cause I'm here.

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