My Stepson Needs To Be Taught A Lesson

Okay. Wait for this to boil.

She's fit, fit, bleak.

What's he doing?

He's got a bit of a problem.

Get inside now!

Max, neighbours, what the fuck?

I can't help it. You go round dressed like that.

How fucking dare you?

I'm going to have a play, aren't I?

Do you think it's acceptable to stand out in the middle of the garden in daylight

with the neighbours watching, having a wank?

You go round the house dressed like that, what do you expect me to do?

There's nothing wrong with what I'm wearing.

And you shouldn't be looking anyway, you're my stepson.

You should not be looking at what I'm wearing.

I'm a real man, Mum.

And you ain't getting much, really, are you?

I don't hear much noise from those corn upstairs.

That is not your place to say.

Come on, then.

You cheap little fucker.

Not much is happening, really, is there?

Oh, dear, wait till I tell your father.

Wait till I tell your father.

I think I'm better than my father.

Max, behave yourself.

Max, what are you doing?

I'm better, innit?

Max, what are you doing?

You know you want it.

Stop it.

You know you want it.

See?

Just don't tell your father.

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