Nasty chocolate amateurs know how to make white man happy

Got a surprise going for him.

Dwayne?

Yeah.

Just kidding, Derek.

I was about to say, I know Dwayne's birthday was last week.

Like, that's a late ass birthday.

Oh, D, oh, Derek.

Oh, Derek, I ain't seen him in a minute.

Is it his birthday really?

It is.

That's crazy.

We're going to have a lot of fun today.

Well, that looks good.

Yeah, you like it?

I love cake.

So that's what's up, you got him a cake, huh?

Mm-hmm.

Wow, he's looking like he's going to like that.

Got him another surprise, too.

Oh, snap.

I think he's going to like it.

Wow, I know he's going to like it.

Dang, look at those, those are nice.

Thank you.

That's a great present.

You think so?

I think so, definitely.

I think so, too.

Wow.

How you been, honey?

I've been pretty good.

You've been good?

Yeah.

That's cool, very cool.

So, did you already call him and tell him to come over, or?

Yeah, he should be on his way.

Oh, shit, OK.

You're looking fantastic these days.

Haven't seen you in a while, how long has it been?

It's been a little bit.

Several months, huh?

Yeah.

Hey, do you think before he gets here--

wow, let me just see what you got on there.

Are you?

Yeah, I like that.

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