NDS - Auditions Pt 3 - Justin Matthews & Leeroy Jones

But this time, we're looking for porn gold.

We had Johnny Hills audition.

That just didn't cut it, as you can recall.

But hey, don't worry about him.

I'm sure he'll do great.

Then we had Nick Sahara, who was so nervous and really

couldn't open up enough to the camera

to show his full potential, if you know what I mean.

After a few disappointments, I searched and scoured

the internet, looking for the guy that has it all,

the total package, the guy that could

revolutionize the industry.

So I put out a couple ads and open casting calls.

I had thousands of responses.

And man, oh, man, was it a lot to go through.

One guy in particular, Conrad Parker.

Yikes.

Let's just say he sent in some raunchy photos that

were enough to make me slam my computer

shut and pray for his soul.

Sick bastard.

Once I filtered out all the zeros,

I stumbled across a fucking stud, a true god among men.

His name was Leroy Jones.

I'm hoping after strike one and two, this guy works out

and we can turn him into the legend, the star

that he was meant to be.

Let's give him a call, shall we?

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