Necromania, A Tale of Weird Love

Then where's the invitee?

Oh, be quiet and close the door.

It's Dracula.

What the hell have you gotten me into?

What have I gotten myself into?

You are Danny and Shirley Carpenter.

I am Tanya.

She's tiny.

We're the carpenters.

You are expected.

But Madame Heels does not receive visitors until the hour of midnight is upon us.

The Dracula bit again.

We will attempt to make your stay comfortable for the next two days.

We're very anxious to meet Madame Heels.

Most are.

But not until the hour of midnight.

You will be called.

It's 2.30 in the afternoon.

What in the hell are we supposed to do in the meantime?

A room has been assigned you.

Come!

I trust you will make yourselves at home.

We came here for that purpose, but we can't make it at home.

Yeah.

Madam Heels feels her guest must be pleased.

You will have these to service you.

All you must do is squeeze this little dong for attention.

Thank you.

Until midnight.

That's weird.

I don't like this whole set up.

I admit it's a strange place, but strange happenings come from strange happenings.

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