Next Door Kayla and Her Fine Brown Ass

I wish I could go to the gym.

It's firm and smooth.

I can shake it too.

Here, turn this way.

Oh.

Three bucks.

I can do it.

I had like a stoop.

There used to be one.

Did you?

Yeah.

Oh my god.

How much for a lap dance?

That's 20 bucks.

Yeah?

Mm-hmm.

Nice.

You should make your fans call in for a lap dance.

Yeah.

Just call in for 20 bucks and you'll give them a personal lap dance.

I'll be at the security guard and make them go crazy.

Yeah.

It'll be over the internet.

Are you going to give a lap dance?

Like this.

You know, like this.

I've seen it on the like--

Let's pretend.

Yeah, watch.

Let's pretend.

All right, give me a lap dance.

Ready?

Let's pretend.

Here's my 20, baby.

Here you go.

Get hit.

I thought you'd come to your house and give me a lap dance.

For 20 bucks?

Get the fuck out of here.

Yeah, but then--

All right, shh.

Let's play some music.

All right, editor, start the music now.

So let's have some music.

Yeah, start dancing.

Come on, dance.

I'm going to dance right now.

Turn around.

Let me see your ass.

Man, you're a sucky stripper.

This is not real life.

So what?

Pretend it is.

Good.

Bend over a little bit.

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