Nick Fitt & Casey Everett

I had no idea what my mom saw in him, but I wish she'd never looked his way.

What?

That's some greeting you rude little fuck.

I'm just calling to remind you that I've got poker night tonight.

Is that a formal invitation? You know I've been waiting for a while to be included at the table.

No.

Lame as usual.

Poker's a man's game.

Oh I'm all man and Nick is too.

I have no doubt that we'd wipe the table with the both of you.

You talk a lot of shit, but you can't back it up.

In all fairness, you've never seen me back it up.

I'm pretty good. Nick's here, he can confirm.

Look, you know the rules.

No partying, no mayhem, and no acting up.

Just pretend that your mom is not away, she's right down the hall.

And if you guys get into any shit, then I'll have your ass.

I bet you'd like that.

Damn I hate him.

Next time can you try not to embarrass the fuck out of me?

Sorry, I got a little carried away.

I'm gonna make it up to you.

Give me a little massage, release some of your tension.

Fine.

Such a good boyfriend.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah.

Best boyfriend ever.

Okay, babe.

Fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, man.

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