Not every legacy is a godsend
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John, Brooke, Heather, you all know Miss Woodley, my assistant. Thanks very much
for coming. I think we're ready to get started. John, could you just close the
blinds there? We're gonna watch. Okay girls, Brooke, as you guys know, your uncle
has not been seen for five years since he left on his last climb for the
Himalayas. Since we haven't seen him for so long, I guess it's reasonable to
assume that he slipped and fell into a bottomless crevasse and died. So what we're
gonna do is, he's made a pre-recorded will, which I have, you know, I have it
right here on the computer and I think we'll just play it.
Last will and testament of Mr. Penwin Jones. Are we on? Yes, Mr. Jones. Okay. If you're watching this now, I may be dead.
Or more likely, I decided to just keep climbing. At any rate, I'm sick and tired
of all of you and I will not be returning. You have to take in what I've needed with
me to live like a king in Nepal for the rest of my life. I leave behind my estate
estimated at approximately two million dollars in cash. The sum of this estate
is to be equally divided between my two nieces, Heather and Brooke, provided that
the conditions are adhered to by the letter. Yeah, I get to the conditions already. Now, it's not that I particularly like you girls. As a matter of fact, all of my relations, as far as I'm concerned, are loathsome and annoying and you girls are no exception. Now, what I remember of you two girls is that you're spoiled, selfish, self-centered.
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