Nun in Love, Nylon

There's a problem. I got a new sofa from the head nurse, and it always cracks like this.

Actually, we have people who take care of it here, but unfortunately, the last monk is gone.

Yeah, what can I do for you now?

Well, I'd be very grateful, even in the name of the Lord, if you could just give me a hand over there and see what's going on with the sofa.

But why does it snap like that?

Yeah, yeah, it should be doable. It's not a problem. Can we have a look?

Then it would be nice if you could come with me, and I'm really, really, really grateful.

We can do that, no problem at all.

Yeah, is there any accounting at your place to make sure I get my money, too?

Yes, there is now that we're looking for some money, but I'm not showing it to you.

Yeah, well, let's take this.

Come on in, young man, into my husband.

Like I said, this is the sofa I told you about outside.

Yes.

And I think it's a shame to throw something like that away.

I have to agree with you on one thing, it's still very good.

If you'd like to take a seat, you can listen to it yourself.

Yes, yes, something.

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