Obese woman eats her workout buddy

Stop it.

My friend right now is making fun of me and saying that

there's no way I'll even end up at the gym.

And that I look silly like this.

Come on.

I need to stay fat.

What do you think?

My friend's making fun of me right now, pointing at my belly and giggling.

Well.

I'm just gonna keep eating my veggies.

Which, honestly, taste so far.

I wish this was donuts and cake instead.

If you keep making fun of me I'm gonna eat you.

What do you guys think?

Maybe I should just eat my friends and won't let you hear this ridicule.

Then I won't have to be embarrassed going to the gym.

Humiliated there.

Just have a big belly.

I love looking fat in workout clothes.

I'm gonna go find the Biggie Pundit.

It's the only butterball I look like now.

I'm craving her inside of me.

What do you guys think?

I'm about to finish this.

I know what yours has but I'm full.

I'm going to eat.

I'm trying to be a better person.

I'm going to eat more pizza.

I ate everything I could.

Honestly, I have a little bit of broccoli left.

I don't want to eat it.

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