Peeing on stairway

Yeah, I know.

Can you lift your butt up just a little farther instead of sitting right on the ground?

Dude, I'll just pee on the stairs.

No, no, no. Just a little bit higher.

It has to be a little higher.

No, like a trajectory.

Lean up so you pee towards me.

I know, just wait till I get a pee first.

Ugh.

Eww!

I said pee towards me. You need to pee my way.

I said the trajectory to pee towards me.

You said face the other way.

I know, but lift up your butt and it'll come this way.

Eww.

Eww, my butt. Eww.

Mine too.

Eww.

I don't want to lose hair any time.

I need to shower fast.

One more time. One more time.

Erica, is it over?

I really need to go take a shower now.

I need to go take a shower now.