Perfect Model Chris Jerks off and Toys His Ass

I guess a leopard.

Very nice.

They have leopards and cheetahs.

That sounds like fun.

And there's a place called Boulder Beach where the penguins live.

And you can go and hang out with them.

They'll come and sit on your beach doll with you.

Oh my god, that's awesome.

Pretty cool.

I love that.

We've got a lot of comments.

Me says, "Looking very biceptual, Chris."

That's the shirt.

This little thing there.

Very nice.

AINCT? I don't know how to say that.

Who makes those jeans?

Now look at...

You have a fine specimen of man in front of you.

And you're looking at the jeans.

Well, I just had to pan down his body and the jeans were front and center for a second.

Who are they? What are they?

Who now?

Decant wise.

There you go. Just you.

Whisper's Girl says, "I love those new RV tanks. They all fit so well."

I don't know.

Yeah, where did they come from?

Are those the ones that they made for Pride?

New York Pride or whatever?

Tom told me I had to pay for it.

I don't get a free shirt here.

Hey, neither do I.

You have to pay for it to blow jobs.

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