Peter North with Misty & Ariel Daye

my husband and I are going to get in a furious argument about the shameful event that takes place tonight.

And then I'll divorce him.

So, what's going to happen here tonight?

You're going to make $20 million for getting fucked in the ass. That's what.

Hi, darling.

Hello.

Hi, Paula.

Speak of the devil.

What, were you talking about me?

I was just telling Paula what a wonderful lover you are.

You were?

Yeah.

Why?

Why don't you tell him, Paula?

Poor Paula.

She was just telling me that she's never had an orgasm by a man before.

She plays with herself all day long, but she can't seem to find a driver to pop her clutch.

Huh.

We do have a great time, don't we?

Yes. You make me scream every time.

Hmm.

I feel so sorry for her, honey.

I wish there was something we could do to help her.

I could think of something right now.

How about a three-way, like they do in those cheesy porno movies?

I'm up for it. How about you?

I'm up for it.

Well, that's your problem.

You think it'll help?

I don't know.

Yeah.

I think you could do it for me.

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