Pillow Humping Cum Tribute My First Prnhb Check (Capitalism Cuck Part I) (Geraldo Rivera - jankASMR)
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Geraldo is very excited to finally get paid to jerk off, his lifelong dream. After many sleepless nights spent practicing, he is proud to present the product of his lost cum, sweat, and tears :)
Published by Geraldo_Rivera
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Guys, I am super excited. I just got my first Pornhub check and honestly it's kind of really
turning me on.
Fuck. God, I love money so fucking much. It smells so good.
Something about capitalism turns me on so much.
Oh, fuck.
Smells so good.
Sometimes I wish I could just fuck money.
Don't you?
I just love getting paid to jerk off on camera.
It's one of my most...
favorite things.
Honestly, I think it's kind of a fetish...
to get paid for sex.
I might just have to cash this check...
right now.
Getting paid to fuck pillows?
Ugh.
Who wouldn't get turned on by that?
You know?
This is the pillow that made me some money.
So I have to give it a reward...
and pay up.
Oh, I'm trying to get this pillow pregnant.
Now we got ********* the baby.
I think we can afford it.
Oh, I'm gonna fucking good.
Oh, baby.
I'll be fucking on this money.
Oh, God, Pornhub, thank you.
I'm so good at my cock.
I'm so glad I didn't go to X videos or X hamster.
You're the best porn site, pornhub.
I can't argue with that.
I promise I won't go to any live stream cam sites like chatterbait.
I'm gonna stick with Pornhub Live.
Cause I want that cash baby.
I want that money.
I want it in me.
I wish I could take it right inside.
Oh, where was I?
Pornhub, if you're watching this, I want you.
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