Relax your Asshole and Listen to What I Say! Greg Riley & Dillon Diaz for ManUpFilms

Yeah, I don't wanna talk about it today.

Oh.

But I mean--

It's just a bad day.

Maybe you should get it off your chest and feel better.

No, no, I wouldn't feel better.

Mm, I mean-- - No.

Mm-mm.

You know, whenever I'm going through something,

I just kinda gotta talk about it or--

No, I don't wanna talk about it.

It's a bad day.

It's a real bad day.

Okay, well.

Now that you're in this safe space,

why don't you tell me exactly what's going on with you?

I'm just horny all the time and I'm not getting fucked.

You like getting fucked?

I think about it all the time.

All day, every day.

I just wanna get fucked.

Do you like big things fucking you?

Big things, little things, red things,

black things, white things.

I just like to be fucked all the time, every day.

That's not so bad.

That's definitely something that you can work through

and just be happy.

Mm.

Tell you what.

Since I've got you **********,

why don't you just kinda do a little striptease,

get in touch with your sexual energy,

see if we can work through this.

On the count of three, you're gonna stand up

and just do a little sexy dance.

Feel your body move around.

There you go.

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