Sailor In The Wild

I'm going to have to cite you for having this fire here and I'm going to have to have you put it out.

I'm just on leave from the Navy, you know, I can't afford a citation.

Do you have any ID on you?

Yeah, sure.

I got my leave papers and everything.

Can you please take it out of the wallet?

Here you go.

You're on leave, huh?

Yeah.

Used to be in the Navy, huh?

Yeah, still am.

What did you do in there? Summer range?

Yeah.

A bubble head, huh?

Yeah.

I used to be in the Marine Corps myself.

Yeah.

I'll tell you what, I'll give you a break this time.

You know, since, uh, you're in the service.

Great.

Okay? But, uh, the fire's gonna have to go.

Alright, no problem.

And tomorrow you can go down and get yourself a mermaid.

To have one.

Okay.

Just gonna have to be a little bit more careful next time.

Thanks a lot.

Try to have a nice evening now, huh?

Yeah.

Don't freeze to death either.

Thanks a lot.

Fucking jarhead, no wonder they have to beat off, they can't get through windage.

This looks like a good place to fish right here.

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