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I know I'm never gonna hear the end of my Aunt Sadie.
It's one of the hazards of working for my family.
I can hear them behind my back.
Oh, Ted's schitza girlfriend.
Schitza this and schitza that.
Schitza.
It's schitza.
That's Yiddish for gentile.
And you, my dear, are every bit the schitza.
Maybe.
But this little schitza girlfriend of yours is gonna have a great time.
Snow or no snow.
If you do not pay your bill, it will be very, very terrible for me.
Oh, please, Mr. Jones, you must pay or I will go so hungry and I will die and it will be all your fault.
Oh, Ted, you have to tell these anecdotes.
Other people think they're too funny.
Oh, I think they're funny.
Hey, does anybody know any good Polack or ****?
Well, don't look at me, honey.
No one ever told me no **** jokes.
Right on, Tony.
Well, I think it's about...
This is my wife.
Get your hands to yourself.
I said stop it.
How'd she do that?
Well, anyway, they say they're runaways from the North Pole.
Well, that's not exactly true.
Xavier's a runaway.
I got fired for dipping into Mrs. Claus' cookie jar.
I never believed in Santa Claus as a ***.
Now, I think we should count to silver in the morning just to be on the safe side.
And we should definitely check the dwarf's bag before they leave.
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