Sandra Leal in Bingo the king of the mornings

You want me to get married to get laid?

And if I didn't like it, isn't it good?

Isn't screwing the person the best wisdom?

You only think of small pleasures. - Who says it's small?

I think you've had too much to drink. - What's the big deal?

Pastor Hernani says the problem isn't the drink.

It's just that ***** you think it's funny. - Do you really take this guy seriously?

Uh... And he's got humor, to the point.

No, his show lacks rhythm.

You know, he keeps repeating the same accent. - I like it there in the show.

My life isn't a show either. - Says who?

I won't waste my time explaining it to you, obviously.

So you really think I drink because there's a little devil on my shoulder talking in my ear?

Do you really think I'm an idiot?

If I thought so, I wouldn't be here.

It's just that I think you need to relax a little.

Stop thinking so much about Jesus.

And what's more, what can give you pleasure is real.

For me, Jesus is real.

And to say his name gives me great pleasure.

God kiss him, God kiss him.

God kiss him!

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