SBA MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY !

You didn't hear that?

You heard ho ho ho?

Yes! I heard bells and like stuff like that. Are you sure Santa's not here?

Well, I don't know. I don't know.

You don't know? You didn't hear that?

Well, who knows? I mean, you know, he's very, uh, covert in his operations, you know what I mean?

Mm-hmm.

He shows up, next thing you know you got stuff and you don't know where it came from.

I know!

That's the way he works. That's the way he rolls.

But I thought he was here.

Well, honey, I'm sorry.

It's gonna be fine. Don't worry.

If you knew he was here, they would kind of take some of the fun out of it.

Oh, Uncle Jack!

And you got no panties?

No, not all the way.

Well, you always gotta be ready for Christmas, you know, when whatever sort of pops up.

You just never know, you know.

You just never know what's gonna happen for Christmas.

And your most secret desires, you never know, they just might come true.

Well, I have been wanting a white Christmas.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Well, we should give you what you want. You're such a special person.

Oh, it makes me want to go home.

Actually, let's try something.

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