seduced by a stripper

I know, but I want to sit and talk with you.

It's, um, the first weekend that your dad's moved out.

I just moved in a couple weeks ago, and we get to spend some time together and bond and stuff.

So I want to hang out with you.

Yeah, I guess bond.

Well, we have to now, because we're a family, and your dad and I got married, and, you know, we're a happy family right now.

So, well, I want us to be a happy family, but I don't want you to be so shy around me.

Yeah.

Where did you and dad end up meeting?

Um, well, we met at a strip club, and it was a long time ago, and-

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Dad met you at a strip club?

Yeah.

Were you a stripper?

I was, yeah. That was a while ago. I stopped a couple months ago, and your dad just-

We bonded really well, and we really hit it off, and we went out a couple times, and, who knows? It's been really nice.

And, you know, he told me about you, and I don't know. We kind of just hit it off, and here we are.

I can't believe my dad would be in a strip club. That doesn't seem like him.

Well, you know, he always had a really good time when he went in.

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