Shannon Tweed, Maria Del Mar Nude in Cold Sweat (1993)

Yeah, well, even Larry's right sometimes.

I take it you don't want me to leave him for you, then?

He'd kill me.

Shit.

I'll be blushing. It's stuck in the toilet.

It's nice to see you again.

Just a little to the right.

Right there. Good, good, good.

Fuckin' this bitch.

What do you think?

I don't know why, but it bugs me.

Do the other shoulder.

You know, maybe it's not such a bad idea to divorce Larry.

And what? Marry you?

What's so funny?

Have you been looking in my bank book again?

This has nothing to do with money.

Oh boy.

What's so goddamn funny?

Oh, you are a terrible liar.

You know that if it weren't for Larry, you wouldn't be ******** with me at all.

You're right.

You're right.

Nice. Too bad that's all it's good for.

Do you mind?

David Cook never had a problem getting it up.

Well, he does now.

I suppose so.

So did you watch him in the office?

You must have.

Did it turn you on?

Not really.

Oh, come on.

Not just a little.

I barely noticed you.

Oh, really?

Well, I've always admired a man with self-control.

So what are you thinking about now?

Death?

Maybe it's just killing people that turns you on.

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