She swallows half a meter of meat sausage

Oh, my God, look at you.

So your parents are gone?

Oh, yes, they are.

Good.

Oh, you don't want to get in any trouble, do you?

I don't know.

¿Hum?

Algo casi, un poquito.

Yeah, you want to get in a little bit of trouble, un poquito?

Wow.

I think this ass gets you in a lot of trouble, doesn't it?

¿Hum?

Your ass gets you in a lot of trouble?

Yes, sir.

Fun trouble, though, huh?

Oh, my God, look at this thing.

¿Te gusta?

Wow, me encanta.

I love it.

Te encanta, sí.

Oh, man.

So tell me about the kind of trouble that this ass gets you into.

Wow.

A lot of good feeling trouble.

¿A lot of good what?

Feeling trouble.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Wow.

Fuck, man.

This thing is out of control.

How old is your ass?

As old as I am.

Which is?

Diecinueve.

Nineteen.

Nineteen, yeah.

Who are you from?

Honduras.

Honduras.

Oh, my God.

Do all the girls in Honduras have asses like this?

The majority.

Fuck, I gotta move to Honduras, man.

Coño.

Wow, look at this thing.

Just like that.

Just...

Unbelievable, this thing is crazy.

So your parents are gone and stuff?

Se fueron.

Yeah, se fueron.

They're gone?

Yeah, we're free.

Good, all right.

So when you called me on the phone and you said,

"Cuba, I have... I want a special surprise today."

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