Skin O' Max Flick #01

But believe me when I say,

they don't just give these out for nothing around here.

You gotta earn 'em.

More about that later.

For now, it's time for a bit of R&R,

if you catch my drift.

The guy with all the muscles is Chet. He doesn't say much, just lets his abs do most of the talking.

He's one of the handymen that our teacher, Miss Myers, hired to help with the camp's upkeep.

Personally, I'm extremely amazed by how he continually keeps it up.

All right, I know, I know, bad joke, but you gotta admit, this guy is very handy at some things.

You are fantastic hot tub, fantastic hot sex.

You'd think I'd fall into the lap of sexual luxury,

wouldn't you?

Well, think again.

I've got just two days left

to win the Scholastic Hottie of the Year contest,

or go home just another pathetic loser.

Attention, attention.

All ladies will report to the main dining room

for roll call and inspection in 15 minutes.

That's Miss Myers, our chaperone.

You've already seen what a great job she's doing

keeping the guys away.

She brought 10 contestants, including me,

here last week to compete for the title.

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