South of the Border (1976, US, full movie, DVD rip)
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A faux-Mexican poren movie directed by Ray Dennis Steckler, the immortal auteur behind the classic schlock movie Rat Pfink a Boo Boo.
Published by sound67
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Here we go, we're on our way. Yippee!
I can hardly wait to get there.
Hey man, I don't want to go to Mexico. Let's go to the movies.
Boy, when we get down there we're going to get some nice pretty Mexican boys.
Mmm, mmm. I can hardly wait.
Hey, look at those honey-filling bites over there.
Oh man, when we get to Mexico and get the real thing, those nice hot Mexican beckons.
Boy, there's lots of things we could do around here.
Oh, what? Look at over there, there's Disneyland. We could go to Disneyland.
That's for squares.
Grow up. We could ride the Matterhorn. We could do all kinds of funny things.
Oh, I can't do it.
Oh, nonsense.
Oh, come on. We could get hurt down there.
Hurt? Hey man, now what could possibly happen?
We could get *****.
Oh, nonsense.
I have a ***. I'll protect you ladies from those male chauvinist Mexicans.
I'll shoot their balls off.
Well, it really sounds heavy to me.
Oh man, this is going to be so much fun. This is going to be so far out.
I can't wait.
Ooh, get the red hot pepper.
Well, I'm telling you, this is really going to be a drag if we get in trouble.
Here we are at the border, girls.
Oh, wow.
Look at those crazy American customs officers.
Mmm.
Yeah, but look at over there, those fat, ugly Mexican border guards.
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