Stacy Nichols & sean micheals

Is this something like the 12-step program?

Hardly. There's only one step in this program.

Each of us will pick a husband and teach him to better communicate with his wife.

Somebody else's husband?

Within the group, yes.

You would teach Hank to do what?

Make you happy in bed, darling?

And how would you do this?

By fucking him.

You didn't tell me about this part, Carolyn.

Sure I did. I did not yet.

Nobody touches Hank but me.

Listen, nobody's twisting your arm.

If you don't want to do it, don't do it.

But if you want to do it, do it.

Anyway, let's get started.

Who wants to be first?

I will.

You all know Ernie, don't you? He's such a sweetheart.

I know. That's what I love about him.

But in the sex department, he sucks.

I didn't mean that literally. In fact, he doesn't suck, which is part of the problem.

He's just so uptight about sex.

He has to do it in the dark and always in the same way, the same sequence, like a math problem where the numbers never change.

What's the add-up?

It's always at night, it's always in bed, and it's always in the dark.

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