Tales from the foxhole

She gave a whole new meaning to 101 different positions

She had a good pussy man

What about you did you get a piece of ass last leave actually yeah

All right, you get a piece of dick what

Don't bullshit me man, what about you since we're boot camp

Man, oh, man.

Who'd have ever thought a big old straight boy like you

would be asking me whether or not I got dick?

This drill must be really fucking with your head.

Don't sweat it, man. I'm just bored.

Well, have you ever been with a guy?

You know, like, pulled around with a friend from the football team or anything like that?

Fuck no!

Sorry.

Nevermind.

Fuck it.

There's this one time.

That's the only reason why it was one time.

What happened?

Well...

Me and my buddy from high school just graduated boot camp home on leave

Went downtown see if we get some pussy. You know we got real *****. I mean real drunk

And horny

And, uh, you know, it was only once.

Don't make me a fag.

Okay, okay. Don't worry. Nobody said you were.

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