The best of Colton Ford

Maybe you, maybe not.

Wait a minute.

What is this?

Just one of your many traits coming to life.

What?

Oh, so beautiful and naive.

Okay, so you're me.

Why are you here?

You tell me.

Me?

Yeah, you.

I'm exactly what you see.

A man of many faces.

So you tell me who you want to be.

Tell you?

Okay.

How about this?

I see you've made it through another match, my champion.

You must be blessed by the gods to have lived through another match, and against Titus,

no doubt.

He was my champion before you, the guinea-pig.

Oh, the gods have forgiven you.

Stand before me.

Your victory serves you well, champion.

Now we shall serve you the royal treatment.

Surely my champion deserves that.

Thank you, Caesar.

So now for the royal treatment.

Slave voice.

Oh, yeah!

I better get a car now.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'm not lying, I did.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Come on, yeah.

So get up, get up.

♪ Let's not stop singing ♪

Oh.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Okay.

Eat that ass, come on.

It's a scary ass.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Fuck that all.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Fuck that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Fuck.

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