The Erotic Misadventures of the Invisible Man

Demon ****** Around the Mulberry Bush?

I'm looking forward to it.

Paul, it's not like we'll be invited guests, you know.

We're cleaning out his sink, for Christ's sake.

Still, a party like this. Don't forget, when they discovered Marilyn Monroe, she was just a waitress.

Yeah, with an incredible set of knockers.

Speaking of which, how's Rachel?

Real classy, Paul.

I don't know. She said she had a big surprise for me tonight when I got home.

So what are you complaining about?

You've got a beautiful girlfriend who provides you with support, sex, and a rent-free apartment.

You've got a great paying side job, and you've got an audition in a few moments.

Cheer up and start laughing.

Norman Parent, you're next.

Rachel?

Norman, I didn't know you were auditioning here today.

Hey, Norman. I've heard a lot about you.

You know, hard feelings, I hope. It happens to the best of us.

I tell you what, I'll help you move out of your bed if you help me move in mine.

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