The Lost Films of Cyndee Summers

Oh, wow, let me see.

Hey, you think I'm putting you on?

Oh, look, here's one for you.

"**********, new in town,

"desires to meet single, unattached man

"for mutual satisfaction."

Since when am I unattached?

We've been living together for six months, for Christ's sake.

How's this for being attached?

Hey, here we go, here's one for you.

"Two roommates desire third girl to bridge their gaps."

Hey, maybe they'd let me in on it, too.

I'd like to bridge their goddamn gaps.

Would that turn you on, me being with two women?

I don't know about that.

It sure turned me on to be with three women, I know that.

Oh, brother, you couldn't even handle it.

Hey look, here's one for the both of us.

Good looking couple in their twenties,

seeks uninhibited, versatile relationship with other young married couples.

No singles need apply.

Hey, that sounds like fun.

Well, those ads really turn you on, don't they?

Not the ads.

Just the thought of what it would be like.

Well, I'll give you something to think about.

Here, chocolate. - Oh, no.

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