The Maid Wants an Extra Tip

Hmm, do you think I should take care of that?

Uh...

Why don't you give me your pants right now?

Give you my pants?

Uh-huh. And I'll throw those in the laundry.

Oh, very nice.

Hmm.

Oh, I can take care of all of that for you.

All of it?

All of it.

Okay.

Would you like me to take care of those?

Oh, fuck yeah.

Right now my schedule gives me Monday, Wednesday, and Friday.

I'd like to work in Saturdays and Sundays.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Oh.

I could use the hours.

Oh.

Yeah, that sounds good.

Okay.

Oh, fuck yeah.

Sometimes I'm available Tuesdays and Thursdays too.

Tuesdays and Thursdays?

Mm-hmm.

Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, all those days should be good.

Okay, good. I'd like to come those days.

Yeah.

Would you like me to come those days?

I'd love to come those days.

Okay.

Or for you to come those days.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I didn't know what you meant.

Sorry.

Oh, no, it's okay.

Oh.

Sometimes I'm available evenings too.

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